Victor Quiroz

I resigned after my manager humiliated me in front of the entire team. At the time, I felt I was protecting my dignity. Three months later, I'm unemployed, my savings are running out, and I'm...

St. Peter says, "You're in luck. God has an opening and can see you right away." So, the man goes up tp God and says, "I believed in you and ... abandoned me." God tilts his head an says, "I sent you a car, a boat and a helicopter. What else did you want?" God may provide, but it's up to us to do the footwork.
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I resigned after my manager humiliated me in front of the entire team. At the time, I felt I was protecting my dignity. Three months later, I'm unemployed, my savings are running out, and I'm...

A man lived close to a river. One day the sheriff drove up to his house, where a man was in his rocking on his porch. The sheriff told the man he need... to get in the car. The man replied, "I believe in God and he will provide." A little while later the water from the rising river was lapping at the man's porch. A boat came by and the man in the boat told the man in the rocking chair to get in the boat, because the river would continue to rise and the man in the rocking chair would drown. His reply was, "I believe in God and he will provide." Eventually the man had to climb on top of his roof. Just then a helicopter flew overhead and the man on the roof heard the pilot yell down to him, "This is your last chance. I'll lower the rope and you can climb up. Of course, the man once again said, "I believe in God and he will provide." Well, you guessed it, the man drowned. When he arrives at the pearly gates, he walks up to St. Peter and says, "I'm really angry and I need to speak with God." more